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Guest Post (Rant) of Simon the Cat

First, let me say that I am writing this guest blog post under duress. I have never met Buddy Foster. I have not read Buddy Foster’s blog. And  from  photos I have seen of Buddy Foster, I consider him too large, too furry and too not-grey.  This guest blog is merely a favour to my Nanny who is Buddy Foster’s New Mommy.


My favourite photo

Secondly, I have a revulsion toward surnames for cats which are unrelated to their owners’ surnames. At the vet I may be called Simon Blagdon because that is my Mommy’s last name, but to give oneself a random surname is for a cat an act of betrayal to the feline world. Who does this Foster foster cat think he is?


Showing my Belly

Thirdly,  Buddy Foster is, in my opinion, not the adorable, smart cat the online world thinks he is.  I have a reliable witness who claims that Buddy receives help with his posts. And what about the vet pictures. Certainly not adorable.

Fourthly, I did not need to train my person.  She was perfect just as she was.simon 40

Fifthly, to share one’s life with the world is not something I would do. My life before my present owner I have chosen to forget. I do not look for sympathy with sob stories about leaving my home. I do not devise psychological models to explain my behaviour and I do not expect pity from a vet visit.  My only source of misery who is a little kitten who is too active and will not let me sleep.

Sixthly, I can count to six.  Can  Buddy Foster do that?

There! I’ve written the blog post.  Now let me go eat my dinner.

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3 comments on “Guest Post (Rant) of Simon the Cat

  1. BulgingButtons
    November 7, 2015

    I love his his point of view!


  2. brendablagdon
    November 7, 2015

    Simon thinks that cats should be cats.


  3. Pingback: Guest Post of Oliver Thornhill, the Cat, Part 1 | Foster Cat Chats

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