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Guest Post (Rant) of Simon the Cat

First, let me say that I am writing this guest blog post under duress. I have never met Buddy Foster. I have not read Buddy Foster’s blog. And  from  photos I have seen of Buddy Foster, I consider him too large, too furry and too not-grey.  This guest blog is merely a favour to my Nanny who is Buddy Foster’s New Mommy.

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My favourite photo

Secondly, I have a revulsion toward surnames for cats which are unrelated to their owners’ surnames. At the vet I may be called Simon Blagdon because that is my Mommy’s last name, but to give oneself a random surname is for a cat an act of betrayal to the feline world. Who does this Foster foster cat think he is?

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Showing my Belly

Thirdly,  Buddy Foster is, in my opinion, not the adorable, smart cat the online world thinks he is.  I have a reliable witness who claims that Buddy receives help with his posts. And what about the vet pictures. Certainly not adorable.

Fourthly, I did not need to train my person.  She was perfect just as she was.simon 40

Fifthly, to share one’s life with the world is not something I would do. My life before my present owner I have chosen to forget. I do not look for sympathy with sob stories about leaving my home. I do not devise psychological models to explain my behaviour and I do not expect pity from a vet visit.  My only source of misery who is a little kitten who is too active and will not let me sleep.

Sixthly, I can count to six.  Can  Buddy Foster do that?

There! I’ve written the blog post.  Now let me go eat my dinner.

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3 comments on “Guest Post (Rant) of Simon the Cat

  1. BulgingButtons
    November 7, 2015

    I love his his point of view!
    BB

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  2. brendablagdon
    November 7, 2015

    Simon thinks that cats should be cats.

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